Robert Steven Brown: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

I am Robert Steven Brown, a founder and a Managing Director of New World Merchant Partners LLC, a corporate transactional advisory firm. In the course of my work and my life I come across some interesting people, antecdotes, statements, books, and stories, which I feel should be expressed to someone or at least anyone who will listen, but which are somehow inappropriate for posting on my work blog (newworldmp.blogspot.com) or other blogs. I hope that you find these little posts as humorous, interesting, or illuminating as I do. Please feel free to post comments, whether or not offensive.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Extra! Extra!

The following was the introductory paragraph to a story reported by Pix 11 News in New York City this morning.  Any story that starts like this cannot possibly end well.


8:04 p.m. EST, December 6, 2011
COLTON (KTLA) -- A 300-pound body builder remains hospitalized after allegedly attacking a couple and terrorizing a neighborhood during a naked rampage.


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